Life Is Too Short

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

I am a strong person. But every once in a while I would like someone to hold my hand and tell me things are going to be OK.
Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

pluteum:

do not date people like me…i will take you to art museums and laugh at all of the private parts on the white marble statues

if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands
(via solacity)

mcbushpig:

when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills

keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet
perchu:

strikeupthebandom:

what the hell is going on

come find out

perchu:

strikeupthebandom:

what the hell is going on

come find out