Life Is Too Short

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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galaxys4:

darn it i just saw a private part on the internet

plasticbagvevo:

lameust:

plasticbagvevo:

ketchupday:

plasticbagvevo:

never microwave a caprisun

what did you do

i microwaved a caprisun

following back  

i’m going to microwave you next

gym-leader-merida:

if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.

qrieves:

"same sex marriage is unnatural!"

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kimpissable:

casuallyxswift:

hadmatchingtowels:

casuallyxswift:

but that’s none of my business.

i snorted so loud omgg

TAYLOR JUST LIKED THIS

wifipasswords:

teacher: cite your sources in this essay

me:

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albertojamon:

aesthetic: showing off the hottest phones in 2007 pop music videos