Life Is Too Short

guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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officialunitedstates:

me:  goes to lowes

lowes man:  how can I help you son

me:  first of all I am not your son.  second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals

oknope:

i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months

nun: pastor, we are having trouble with the exorcism
pastor: have you tried unblessing and blessing again ?

jencorpsichord:

young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care

werewolfbandaids:

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

werewolfbandaids:

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

shaunofthebread:

If only more people thought like this.

shaunofthebread:

If only more people thought like this.